(I really have no idea what volume this is, but just plain ol' "Random Letters" is so boring...)
Dear People Whom I Don't Know But Feel Free To Give Me Advice:
Just keep your mouth shut. If you don't know me, you're not going to know what may or may not help me. Your start-up company or aromatherapy or living juice topiary isn't going to cure me. Whether YOU like to admit it or not, some things can't be fixed. So please stop telling random strangers how to take care of themselves. You have no IDEA what you're babbling about.
Dear 50.9% Of Americans:
Really? Four years and 8.5 TRILLION dollars wasn't enough for you? What's next? Standing in a bread line?
Woman Who Obviously Voted for The Other Guy
Dear Governor of New York:
You banned restaurants from selling super-sized sodas. Are. You. KIDDING. Me??? Do you honestly have nothing better to do in the entire state of New York?? Like fighting crime, or banning Other Really Dangerous Things like, say, merry-go-rounds? I mean seriously. I'm a freaking adult. And some person, one man, who happens to have the power to do so, is going to tell me how much SODA I can or cannot consume?
Spare me the "America's the fattest country in the world and our children are obese" speech. I don't deny facts. However, if PARENTS across the country would be RESPONSIBLE for what their children shove into their mouths, we wouldn't have this issue. And if I want to drink a 32 oz Diet Coke, who the hell are you to tell me I can't? Last time I checked, this was STILL (albeit hanging-on-white-knuckled-by-the-seat-of-her-pants) the land of the FREE. No one is holding a gun to anyone's head forcing them to eat that 20 piece nugget as an appetizer to their 4-Big-Mac, 1/2 pound of fries meal.
Government control is bad enough. Don't tell me what I can drink, for crying out loud.
Someone Who Doesn't Really Drink Much Soda But Doesn't Like Being Told What To Do