I'll Tell You What's Backward!

It's time for 5-minute Friday. Five minutes of just writing. The topic today is Backward.

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All I can tell you is I will TRY not to swear. I'll tell you what is backward. Backward is having an insurance salesman tell you that he will "hook you up", "Take care of you", "deal with any problems you have come up" and even give you MAGNETS with his name number and e-mail on them. Backward is then trying to deal with said insurance dude, who seriously has NO flippin' clue what he's doing. I know more about insurance and claims and copays and all that other lovely BS than this guy does....but he's been "doing this for 20 years."

Seriously? And who the heck have you been representing? Because I would have fired your BACKWARD butt a long long time ago. Talk about irritating.

So anyway. I deal directly with insurance. It's amazing that their website, that THEY tell you to go to instead of calling them on the phone because you can do "so much" on their member website...that their perfect little website is a joke and a half. Talk about backward! They show we have met our out of pocket deductible, and have actually over paid by $60.00. So I'm like, then why the heck am I still paying for all my prescriptions?

No one knows. So they'll "look into it." Mmmm-Hmmm. Whatever. I told them to let me speak to someone in the claims department so I can figure it out by myself. I was informed that "Our claims department doesn't speak with clients." Well they obviously don't do their jobs either! No wonder they don't want to talk to anyone.

It's amazing how stupid you can be and still have a job.

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