A: Hip Hop! (Thanks Kerry H!)
There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband, for example:
A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.
She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can. Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink. As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.
(Thanks Lorraine!)"Hi Honey", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom. Did you say "hello?"