A Couple Of Funnies

Q:  What is the Easter Bunny's favorite music?

A:  Hip Hop!  (Thanks Kerry H!)

There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband, for example:

A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.  From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.

She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.  Leaving the covered bodies groaning, she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.  As she enters, she sees her husband there, reading a magazine.

"Hi Honey", he says, "Your parents have come to visit us, so l let them stay in our bedroom.  Did you say "hello?"  

(Thanks Lorraine!)