Saturday, April 13, 2013

Random Letters Volume 306 ( Or Something)

Dear Nasty Cold/Flu Bug,

You have FAR overstayed your welcome.  You need to leave.  Like now.  You cause my chest to feel like needles are being ripped out when I cough.  You make me shove kleenex up my nose and drink tea like a little old lady.  May you go far, far away and infest all the people who have ever given me a hard time or treated me like crap.  Yup.  I said it.

Sincerely,

SICK of being Sick!



Dear Dreams,

I don't know where on earth you are coming from, but you are strange!  From having lunch with a friend who has passed away to a friend I haven't seen in forever to 2 old men millionaires (I can't remember what THEY wanted) and a gigantic house....the snow, the germs...all in one dream.  No wonder I'm tired all the time.  Go find someone else to invade...I want some nice, happy, uneventful, restful dreams!

Sincerely,
She-Who-Dreams-Too-Crazily


And just because I cannot resist.... (Thanks to a friend Doug works with for this one...)
Dear Dude Who Drives This Truck:
Really???  Sick, but Hilarious.

Sincerely,
Too Sick to Laugh, But Otherwise Would

2 comments:

Lisa Ehrman said...

I do hope you feel better soon! The truck picture did make me laugh :)

Katie L said...

Sorry you've been sick - I hope you're feeling better now!