Dear Nasty Cold/Flu Bug,
You have FAR overstayed your welcome. You need to leave. Like now. You cause my chest to feel like needles are being ripped out when I cough. You make me shove kleenex up my nose and drink tea like a little old lady. May you go far, far away and infest all the people who have ever given me a hard time or treated me like crap. Yup. I said it.
Sincerely,
SICK of being Sick!
Dear Dreams,
I don't know where on earth you are coming from, but you are strange! From having lunch with a friend who has passed away to a friend I haven't seen in forever to 2 old men millionaires (I can't remember what THEY wanted) and a gigantic house....the snow, the germs...all in one dream. No wonder I'm tired all the time. Go find someone else to invade...I want some nice, happy, uneventful, restful dreams!
Sincerely,
She-Who-Dreams-Too-Crazily
And just because I cannot resist.... (Thanks to a friend Doug works with for this one...)
Dear Dude Who Drives This Truck:
Really??? Sick, but Hilarious.
Sincerely,
Too Sick to Laugh, But Otherwise Would
Fighting this disease called Myasthenia Gravis (MG) with a little humor, some good friends, and a lot of help from Above.
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I do hope you feel better soon! The truck picture did make me laugh :)
Sorry you've been sick - I hope you're feeling better now!
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